christmas cottage

Readers with festive memories will recall the spoof property which EYE featured just before Christmas.

It lit up our lives!

Listed on both Rightmove and Zoopla, this was (apparently) a pretty little place, enjoying a peaceful and secluded location for 11 months of the year, with open fireplaces for training purposes and reindeer stabling.

Who could resist? Apart from the fact, it didn’t begin to look real.

Christmas Cottage managed to get on to the portals despite having no address, no EPC, no sales particulars and no floor plans – but a lot of snow.

The agent simply sent it in with its own real postcode address, thus bypassing the portals’ systems.

Apparently the listing was not long for this world on Rightmove which had it swiftly removed, whereas it stayed up until 12th night on Zoopla before being withdrawn by the agent, Andrew Milsom, in Marlow, Buckinghamshire.

And that was that, Milsom thought.

Until a few days ago, when he received a touting letter from Connells which had somehow managed to trace the entirely fictitious Christmas Cottage not to Lapland but to Milsom’s own high street address.

The touting letter asks the home owner whether the property received the viewing levels expected, and whether it was marketed as hoped.

If not, Connells will be only too happy to arrange a meeting.

Now do you believe in Father Christmas?

 

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