Technology is reshaping the world, particularly in the way that the internet has facilitated instant communication and the rapid dissemination and usage of data. It’s pivotal stuff.

Russell Quirk

The geeks that were pushed around at school and bullied for attending lunchtime Computer Club as well as for their ten-quid Tesco anoraks, are now the tech barons of the universe – our modern-day land-owning gentry. Having turned lines of code into multi-billion dollar lines on a bank statement, some have even managed to find romantic partners, an accomplishment that pre the 1990’s, none of them realistically thought they would achieve outside of the confines of their ‘specialist’ magazine collections.

Zuck, Gates, Dorsey, Page, Brin & Co rule over us from their Silicon Valley lairs and not only own and dictate our day-to-day digital existence but now even decree what is news and what is not, what is true and what is not. Their latest move to censor world media content to a political flavour of their liking is an achievement not seen since the days of Stalin, a feat of which I am sure he would be proud. Like them, he was also a maniac too of course.

Technology is the bouncer-like grip around our collective throats that this small handful of spotty nerds increasingly control. Except, it seems, within the UK property industry…

‘PropTech’ is a term born relatively recently, technologically speaking, in 2012 or perhaps 2011 – although no one particularly cares which.

Because you see, despite there being 700 or so PropTech start-ups in the UK, the sensation that is PropTech itself is simply not a thing, per se. It’s a misnomer.

In and of itself, applying technology within the property industry is an important ingredient. CRMs, lead nurturing, digitally constructed floor plans, virtual tours, front ends that talk to back ends, APIs, data cross-correlation…. Yes, they are all important products and innovations that do the heavy lifting for agents and, sometimes, the consumer. They save time and improve user experience.

But ‘Proptech’ as a sector, as a separate entity, as a physical genre? No, no-one gives a toss.

Like with all things new and shiny, a community of consultants, influencers and little helpers has exploded onto the scene to ‘make sense’ of this PropTech phenomenon (even though it is no such thing). This then being a sub-incarnation of the ten-quid Tesco anorak brigade but one which has advanced somewhat in that they have realised that if you create a sector, or hopefully an actual ‘movement’, and make it appear complicated and inaccessible, you can charge the luddites a small fortune to assist them in understanding, interpreting and applying said complexities. See also naked Emperors’ stylists; psychic mediums; and retired footballers’ property investment seminars.

I ask you, do you think that the top-tables of the UK property industry regularly huddle together desperate to work out the nuances of this so-called space? Are the board rooms of our sector full of chatter about the direction that this PropTech thing is taking, what is PropTech and what is not? Or how this generic label can be applied to their companies as some magic bullet to success? No, none of that happens. Yet the thought-leaders and consultants in this made up, mythical arena of all that is technology wrapped into property, will insist that if you’re not down with PropTech, then as an estate agency, portal, management company, commercial property owner, conveyancer or surveyor – you’re toast.

It’s the equivalent of the Wild West snake-oil salesman that would pitch-up his caravan town by town and convince the naïve and the gullible to buy his worthless potions. “Adding tech to your business model will multiply your exit valuation several times over” etc.

You understand that I am not saying that technology in property firms is worthless, or that it’s not important. No. That is not my contention here at all because tech advancement is important – vital even. But what I am saying is that the sub-sector itself that has been dreamed up as the generic label to encompass the principle of digital innovation is both unnecessary and fabricated. It simply serves as a masturbation-fest for those that seek to be pound-shop Steve Jobses of the property world, with their digital-twins, built environment chit-chat and big-data drivel serving as the pornography which they are desperately trying to peddle to the rest of us for day-rate cash.

The next time a PropTech Clark Stanley type extolls to you the virtues of digitising the entire property industry and all of the processes within each of its sub-sectors remember that whether they actually believe their own fantastical hype or not, there is always an angle to it that ends in an invoice.

Meantime, the adoption of technology within estate agency in particular remains sloth-like. There is neither the appetite nor copious spare cash enough to break the inertia of the established vendors’ offerings because the industry simply sees the likes of Reapit and Rightmove etc as ‘good enough’ even though in reality, as products they languish as the Nokia and Blackberry equivalents of our profession – outdated and cumbersome. That will change, although very, very gradually.

The rise of useful innovation in property will not come from these fake potion salesmen but as a consequence of the cautiously slow and conservative adoption process that our industry is famous for.

Whilst some estate agency branches still have fax machines in them, peddling AI as ‘the utopia of customer experience’ will fall on stony ground. Whilst the estate agency industry clings on to the Dickensian principle of branch offices themselves, not just the fax machines within them, then the climb to the top of Mount Automation will be a long and drawn out one for sure.

Those that seek to force that natural evolutionary process for their own personal gain are on the wrong side of progress and are increasingly exposed as such.

The companies themselves that have utilised technology to innovate the property space such as Fixflo, Howsy, OpenBrix, GetAgent, HouseScan and Matterport et al should be embraced, applauded and their wares adopted. This opinion piece is not about denigrating such important, innovative firms.

However, the parasitical faux commentariat obsessed with intellectual *****-measuring in their elitist chat groups, extolling the merits or otherwise of these businesses whilst purporting to practice ‘Proptech alchemy’ as leaders in insight and wisdom?

They are indeed anoraks… Empty anoraks.