What’s an agent to do when a property looks like, well, this?

Rob Kahl, managing director of Scott & Stapleton in Essex, opted for a combination of honesty and humour.

His Rightmove listing warns people to “wipe your feet on the way out”, and in the advert he admits: “I can’t flower this one up or use my normal estate agent jargon to make this sound any better.”

The result? 25 viewings in three days, and the property went under offer in three days at £25,000 more than the asking price.

Roy Brooks would be proud.

It’s a masterly exercise in how to sell a tip

 

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