Floorplan of the Week – and this is another in the series of missing staircases.

There must be a method of getting from the ground floor to the first floor, but we keep getting lost half way.

Then there’s the apparent mystery as to how you access two of the upstairs bedrooms.

Back downstairs (you may have to jump some of the way, so watch it), we cannot find a way of accessing the utility room and the kitchen beyond, other than through the back door.

Also, as most of you know, EYE cannot do maths (we’re marginally better at words) – but do those measurements look spot on to you? There must be a reason why the bedroom above the dining room is so much larger than the room below.

This Southampton property is on with, dare we say it, Purplebricks.

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