“Excuse me, are the crumpled garments and toilet towel included in the auction price?”

A jolly smart-looking seven-bedroom terraced house in Notting Hill, West London, up for auction via Allsop at a guide price of £2.4 million.

There are fifty-three images for the property on the Rightmove listing and nearly all of them reflect a certain quality that one might expect from a multi million pound property.

But then, there are these, and we have to wonder if they forgot to take out the out takes…