In this opinion piece Russell Quirk writes the online agencies’ obituary – almost.

 

PurpleBricks recently announced its yearly results and revealed that losses have notched up a further £19 million in the past twelve months. This despite having jettisoned their ill-fated adventures in the US, Canada and down-under – a plethora of cash consumption that makes Bank of England quantitative easing look like the equivalent of the office tea bill.

Vic Darvey, the sector-inexperienced CEO and chief t**d-polisher, blindly continues with his pledge to achieve a 10% market share although it’s not clear if that is based upon future listings or future completions – the latter being the most relevant yet the former being the metric by which PurpleBricks has historically attempted to advocate being somehow meaningful.

Regardless of whether one accepts a fluffy KPI as a sign of success or a real one, Darvey is still light years away from achieving his promise to shareholders. Six years since launch and about £100m spent on marketing has resulted in a peak market share of 6% but this has since slipped back of late to something between 4% and 5%. As a reminder, its latest numbers show a decline in listings of 23% year on year to the end of April and that’s a period that was only marginally affected by the Covid lockdown – about five weeks or so in all – and therefore there are other substantive issues as the cause, clearly.

The ‘newness’ of PurpleBricks is no longer a marketing asset. And the loss making firm cannot simply plough more money into marketing given that not only would this have eyebrow raising implications upon its cost of acquisition but, in reality, it’s not equitable to spend any more money than they already are on TV and radio ads that squawk at us almost hourly as it is – the law of diminishing returns and all that.

In theory of course the online estate agency proposition makes sense. But as it turns out, not in practice. The ‘stack ‘em high, sell ‘em cheap’ ethos is great for washing powder and beans – but not so much for home selling. Commoditising a six-month process with multiple, variable moving parts and trying to digitise empathy works out to be a no-no as far as 95% of home-sellers are concerned.

No, in so far as perception at least, home selling has to be rooted in people and in real relationships rather than it just being a transaction.

But it’s all very well you all sitting there now and saying ‘That should have been obvious’ yet a 28 year old pizza delivery driver just bagged a £1bn company valuation from a few pairs of Lycra shorts – and you probably would have said that couldn’t be done either. Nor would you have wagered that an app that allows you to upload lip-synch videos and that launched just four years ago would be worth $50 billion and the subject of a bidding war between Microsoft, Twitter and Oracle. No you wouldn’t.

Fortune favours the brave, apparently and so some of us, the brave ones, have to be the ones to try these things to see if they work or not. You’re welcome. And sometimes they work. And sometimes they don’t. In this case it’s firmly the latter.

Anyway, enough about me and my incredible foresight. The point is that online estate agency is done. Not finished, but done.

It has settled where it is and it will not grow further. It cannot scale. I suggested here in April 2019 that the online agency sector as a whole would never break 10% market share and I stand by that. Seems I can be right some of the time.

In PurpleBricks’ statement to the City recently the company’s latest strategy is to ‘go upmarket’. This, of course, will be another disaster.

The reason is that the stats show us that the average price of a home sold by Purplebricks is about £210,000 – lower than the UK average house price of £240,000 (Halifax). Even if you include the average from the other online agents too it’s still barely higher than the country average. What this tells us, and should tell PurpleBricks, is that the business model itself attracts lower priced homes. A cheaper demographic. In fact, the total number of listings that have been sold above £1m by onliners can probably be counted as less than 100, ever.

If 95% of the market – the average seller – has rejected the premise of a hands-off platform based estate agent, do we think that minted customers with their bigger egos and greater unearned equity within their homes, are suddenly going to embrace PurpleBricks’ LPEs as saviours of fortunes? It seems rather unlikely.

Elsewhere in the tiny corner of cyber-space where the remaining onliners reside are YOPA, HouseSimple/Strike and a diminished cohort of other hangers on.

YOPA squeezed its tummy in for a couple of weeks to allow chairman Grenville Turner to oil the wheels of PR in declaring a ‘profit’ in July. Based on their previous self-ordained market cap versus that tiny snapshot of profit, this puts their ‘value’ at about 1133x profit (assuming a £10,000 monthly annualised income at a valuation of £136m (Beauhurst, 2019). By way of comparison, the average FTSE 100 company has a price to earnings ratio of a rather more sensible and grounded 16x. TESLA, probably the most hyped company in the world right now, has a PE of 1067x.

In other words, on past declarations, YOPA is more exciting as an investment prospect than a company led by a man that will soon send people to Mars for their holidays. Hmmm, best of luck convincing your next round of investors of that.

And then there’s HouseSimple or rather Arthur Scargill’s favourite estate agent – Strike. And therein another handy comparison in that the Charles Dunstone led entity earns about as much as a coal-miner bagged in performance bonuses in the 80’s. Maybe even less.

easyProperty still limps along as does my old outfit Emoov and in their recycled form both collectively listing less than you can count on a toddler’s abacus.

It was fun whilst it lasted but the party is over although some are still dancing regardless and even though the music has stopped – with bigger hangovers beckoning for those that continue to drink the alcohol infused Kool-Aid.

Talking of easyProperty – cast your minds back to the funeral procession stunt back in 2015. That turns out to be a lesson in irony if ever there was.