Have you ever wondered why you never see ex-Countrywide agency boss turned industry consultant Bob Scarff and US President biographer Michael Wolff in the same room?

As you can see from the pictures below, it’s pretty obvious.

And no doubt it will give Donald Trump something to tweet about.

Same optician. Same barber. Same sort of thing going on with their surnames. And check out those separated-at-birth eyebrows.

Spooky.

Immediately below is Trump biographer Michael Wolff, addressing the White House press pack.

Bottom is the unmistakeable Bob Scarff, giving a motivational speech at last year’s EA Masters.

Hopefully we’ve got that right. But you know, it’s hard to tell.