Well, we are of course stamping our feet.

First we don’t get an invitation to a Christmas party.

Then we get an email saying that we did get an invitation but that we should not have done.

Whichever way you look at it, we weren’t wanted at the BriefYourMarket Christmas bash and are now off to cry hot salty tears in a corner.

We haven’t felt so wounded since we were the last person to be picked for any of the teams at school sports day.

The email which uninvited us – even though we hadn’t been invited in the first place – said:

“Good afternoon – BriefYourMarket here!

“You will have received an email inviting you to a Christmas gathering which was sent today using our multi-channel marketing platform.

“We have been alerted to an issue where the email was sent out to the whole database instead of the selected contact who the email should have gone to.

“We apologise for any inconvenience caused.”

Inconvenience! The date was in our diary – or at least would have been, if we’d known when it was.

A festive update:  We now learn that the original invitation came from one of BriefYourMarket’s agents, and not from BriefYourMarket itself.