Still on agents’ fees, you may like to check out Shelter’s spoof website, Dodgy Lettings.

A ‘search’ for rental properties yesterday showed properties with the warning “may not match your search criteria. For more accurate results you will need to pay our standard £50 accuracy fee”.

Dodgy Lettings lists its own fees http://dodgylettings.co.uk/fees

These include a £30 administration of administration fees fee; and a £300 change of sharer fee, with the accompanying explanation: “If a new tenant joints the tenancy we will need to redraft your contract. Photocopying isn’t cheap.”

There is also a £30 communications fee “if we bother to respond to an email”.

There is a £10 fee for “out of office” replies.